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» aka ANN CURTIS(nene namin!hehe)
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aka ANN CURTIS(nene namin!hehe)

Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:45 am by chickhai_jane

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Villar ask hahaha

Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:12 am by Admin

Villar asks…
Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura
nagpasko ka na ba sa gitna ng kalsada
’yan ang tanong namin
tunay ka bang isa sa amin...

Noynoy answers…
‘Di pa kami naliligo sa dagat ng basura
at ang aming Pasko ay sa Hacienda Luisita
‘yan ang sagot namin
eh kasi rich angkan namin...

Gibô answers…
Sa bathtub lang at hindi sa dagat ng basura
Nag-Pasko ‘di sa kalye, kundi dun …

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Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:45 pm by Mj_Mirontos

Unsa on man ni oie....... Crying or Very sad

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Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:17 am by chickhai_jane


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unsa ni?hehe

Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:32 am by chickhai_jane


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pahabol lng?hehe

Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:30 am by chickhai_jane


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ANg mahal naman

Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:14 am by Admin

Misis: Manang Mangkukulam, magkano magpakulam sa inyo?

Mangkukulam: PhP2, 500

Misis: PhP2, 500? Bakit ang mahal?

Mangkukulam: Kasi BARBIE ang gamit ko...... lol!

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sarah geronimo the new face of meteor garden!!!(pinoy version)

Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:14 am by gay143


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the bloody midterm exam!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:58 am by mariz

The bloody exam i ever met............Naa pay laboratory sa Programing nga di jud makaun uie.......................

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Post  Admin on Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:28 pm

got this email from a friend. kung meron pa kayo, dagdag nyo na lang hehe


"I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifests, extending to that niche where I was given life and growth, that because of austerity I was made separated from..."

~ Inday... hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick


"We look for love not because it's lonely to be watching movies alone... sad to eat meals on your own... or.. because it's nice to cuddle up with someone on rainy days. We look for love because we want to be accepted.. for the sloppy way we dress... for the clumsy way we eat our meals... for bad hair days and for the simplicity in us."

~ pinagiisipan ni Inday kung sasagutin nya si Dodong na dead na dead sa beauty niya


"I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour of rain should've made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for you, cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what I feel for you is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true romance."

~ Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong, ang boyfriend niya


"The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocation. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"

~ ganito nakipagbreak si Inday kay Dodong (driver ng kapitbahay)


Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka... would you please purchase many fishes for our this week's meals?

Inday: Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term "fishes", although rarely and even erroneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traveresed the road to the wet market would be: What certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day's catch? (Pauses) Aaah… by manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget in this houshold's quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple "galewng-gowng". Am I correct?

Amo: Leche!

Inday: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the "ba-ngooz" is it!


"La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar. Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avido diario por favor?

~ si Inday tumatawad sa merkado ng isinama siya ng amo sa España


*Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa rice (red avriety) and apricot sauce
*Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive olive
*Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese topped with lemon zests

~ baon ni Junior sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday


"Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just landed on my cutie top? I mean I've spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I'll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!"

~ reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia


"Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market."

~ banat ni Inday kung bakit walang "kangkong" sa nilutong sinigang


"Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the "oriza sativa" which is the scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well as the taste."

~ sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing


"Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!"

~ si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate... (Taray talaga ni Inday!)


"Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substance results to increase circulation to the site promoting redness."

~ sagot ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si Junior


Amo: Day! Bakit may bukol si Junior?!

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

Amo: (Di nakareact)


"Dear Mom,

Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moment ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the principal of his shabily run academe. Oh such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never lot being a governess can be such a strenuous employ.

Your daughter,

"Dear Inday,

Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!



Mister: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV??!!!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing!


Sometimes people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.

~ Sagot ni Inday sa mga bumabatikos kung Bkit daw umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA7?


"Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had."

~ sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng dayoff


Misis: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya?

Inday: I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on Property, Plant, and Equipment, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets!

Misis: ADIK ka talaga Inday!


"Don't limit my capacity in the four corners of this luxurious abode... Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences."

~ si Inday, nagrerekalmo kase ayaw syang isama sa Enchanted Kingdom


"Much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's perception of our profession..."

~ si Inday, tumangging makipag-tsismisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay


"I'm so sick and tired of this cruel life! In solitude I always tread this life's endless road, amidst the spooky, cold and uncertain darkness of the night. Shouting relentlessly at the top of my lungs, just to satisfy your exotic cravings."

~ kapatid ni Inday na magbabalot na depressed


I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with
use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute
significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity,
productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can
offer will boost the work progress.

- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!


The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased
amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and
those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

- nag-explain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.


Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.


"It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I
only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational
institution. Revise your policies because they suck!"

- Inday, kasama si Junior sa principal's office.


Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking
havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates
that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it
was heading for.

Amo: (nosebleed)


Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property
and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be
inflicted upon you!

- si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.


Dear Sir/Madam,

Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices.

Note: However that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.

- si Inday, nagpapaalam mamalengke!

lol! lol! lol! lol! afro


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